House season 7, episode 1 -

was terrible. spoilers.

Of course it had its moments of witty banter that kept it alive. I just don’t like that House & Cuddy are finally together. House with happiness is just not House. There’s supposed to be drama, tears, attitude, asshole remarks, fights, tension.. The little bits of this that the episode had kept me from turning it off, (Forman with 13, mostly at the end realizing “she’s just gone,” or House trying to break up with cuddy, or even Wilson breaking into house’s place.) The 13 story line in this episode was drama filled, hopefully she’s really not gone. From spoilers I’ve seen about House n Cuddy, it seems they’re happy. That sorta makes me not want to watch the show. I’ll probably give it a few more episodes to see what happens..

“You know that women can have an hour long orgasm?”

fuckyeahmyleftnut:

I SWEAR TO GOD SHE’S DOING THAT INTENTIONALLY.

HIS FACE, I’M CRYING.

0_o

“Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you’re lifting three times your body weight. It’s violent, it’s ugly, and it’s messy, and if God hadn’t made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. You know women can have an hour long orgasm?” -Mr. Greg House